i dont understand how my mom can continue to use guilt and emotional harm for the most trivial things. you’ve literally guilted me out of dying what more do you want im running so fucking thin

posted 3 years ago with 36 notes

the-princeps:

if we can’t be at least vaguely homoerotic together idk if we can be friends :/

almondkittie:

xelamanrique318:

die-with-someone-elses-b00ts-on:

bears-for-the-bear-god:

xelamanrique318:

bears-for-the-bear-god:

xelamanrique318:

bears-for-the-bear-god:

sweeetsexxysavage:

black-sadness:

xelamanrique318:

madsrocketship:

littleturtleduck:

xelamanrique318:

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

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me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

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Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

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Originally posted by cracked

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

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me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

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This is just so accurate.

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

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Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

posted 4 years ago with 410,521 notes
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jus wanna be someones (sometwos?) babie

posted 4 years ago with 0 notes

pettankochan:

yurensohn:

yurensohn:

Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

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D I S G U S T

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posted 4 years ago with 326,627 notes
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#SO CUTE

slumberinggirl:

mahoganydesk:

rainbowloliofjustice:

samael-d-h:

amarretto-cowboy:

I’ll never forget the last in person conversation I had with with a woman I was on and off with for years because whenever there was an issue, she would just stop talking to me for months at a clip.

At one point she straight up blocked me and bragged to mutual friends about it. Friends went to me and told me to move on and that it’s her loss. Her and I didn’t talk for 2 years. In that time, I moved on to the point of getting married. Soon after I got married, she popped in to see if I was single still and lost her shit when she found out I had gotten hitched.

She tried to convince me to get a divorce and called me and idiot for getting married in the first place.

The best part… When she asked why I didn’t wait for her to “come around”. I told her she gave me no choice but to move on when she blocked me.

This was her answer: well a block is only temporary. You should have just waited for it to end then hit me up!

Yeah…. I’m so glad I didn’t.

fuck those people who play these games

People who play these games should be kneecapped

My dad nearly fell into this trap. He was engaged to a woman who would go silent for a while after an argument. Dad finally told her, “Either you’re by my side or you’re not. I’m not playing these high school games anymore. If you love me, talk to me. Otherwise, we’re done.”

He ended up marrying another woman who never played games with him and helped his better side come out.

This advise can go for anyone out there: if your SO is doing this shit, tell them to cut it out or you’re leaving. And follow through on that threat.

Get you a significant other who has good communication skills and will resolve problems together like a fucking adult

posted 4 years ago with 77,039 notes
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potaders:

goluckydanny:

ifishipititsprobablygay:

moonpaw:

moonpaw17:

moonpaw17:

turing-tested:

“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO

link

👀

you know what heres a sai link too fuck the system

im back with clip paint studio

setup
crack

download these two then setup paint studio
right click one of the icons after its done and click “file location”
copy the crack files into the main paint studio file then click on the crack.exe till it says ok
open paint studio

good 2 go 👌

REBLOG TO SAVE AN ARTIST’S LIFE

@faun-songs @jeongmihyo

I wanted to add to this post too because?! adobe animate is hell to find. so heres this, reblog to save a future animator’s life

adobe animate:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-UdrA23VmgT4lM7cTr1C9LaOHzNl5hWS/view

posted 4 years ago with 437,396 notes
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#reference

trestyoselfchris:

starwarsgraphictee:

addictedtothe-thrill:

Flip your phone upside down

worth it

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

posted 4 years ago with 413,766 notes
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lolmemez:

Made all the wrong decisions 

posted 4 years ago with 102,381 notes
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posted 4 years ago with 238,734 notes
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fairycosmos:

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

posted 4 years ago with 442,250 notes
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dankmemeuniversity:

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brutol:

untexting:

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

best 20 minutes of the year

posted 4 years ago with 587,656 notes
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#HAH

haileythesato:

Ya     F E E L     me ?

wizzard890:

pyrrhiccomedy:

zonepan:

tackytaako:

hetphobia:

hetphobia:

“omg! a new history of-” siiiiighhh

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theres a rape joke in the fucking new video more clear than the last you keep that fucking bullshit off my dash im not even joking right now i wont hesitate

white people trying to distract from the realities of africas suffering: “HGSJSDJ THE NEW :HISTORY OF” VIDEO HAS A RAPE JOKE. DONT WATCH IT”

yall literally went to africa and raped people. thats not a joke, its what yall did. shut up.

It was LITERALLY a rape of Africa- Europeans raped several cultures and countries. They went in, destroying culture dynamics, exterminated tribes, stole and raped and murdered and plundered and did everything disgusting and terrible.

I’m glad he called it for what it was. It wasn’t a fuckin joke m8.

This isn’t even him going out on a limb with his phrasing. This part of history is commonly, academically referred to as “the rape of Africa,” like “the rape of Nanking” or “the rape of Belgium.” That’s just…what it’s called.

he’s–making a reference to the academic concept. this isn’t your college buddy saying he got “totally raped” playing Halo last night, “the rape of Africa” is a
phrase used in the explicit discussion of imperialist atrocities. a quick google will pull up everything from anti-colonialist art to books on King Leopold II’s crimes in the Congo; this information is literally at your fingertips, don’t start a witch hunt because you didn’t take the time to do a goddamn internet search.
©KMW